"One day I got hold of a porn video. I borrowed a VCR from someone I know. I called all the Islamic Extremist women in the neighbourhood telling them that I had a very dramatic village film so they could come and watch. They all came with their handkerchiefs in their hands ready to weep. I set up the cassette and told them they shouldn't touch it as it may explode. Pushing the play button, I left the room and hid outside, watching them through the window. The tape started. They were totally frozen, covering their eyes with their hands but after a few minutes were trying to see it through their fingers. The following day their husbands came and thanked me as they all had wonderful nights."