"A huge dark vault, supported by square wooden pillars. In several places water is dripping from the ceiling. Dusty and discarded 17th-century portraits, partially covered by cobwebs and/or sawdust, are strewn about on the floor, with water dripping on them. The pictures are damaged beyond repair and feeble lightbulbs light them from the ceiling. Among them: a thin white and narrow iron ladder reaches the ceiling; a few red bricks, some of them piled and some scattered around; a big garden gnome, with a grey beard and a red hat; and, near the exit, a small Christmas tree with a hamper beside it, stained with fake blood."